Brynn's Funnies - November Edition

Brynn says some of the funniest things lately.  She's learning so much about the world, but there is still SO MUCH she doesn't know, so it's interesting to see what she calls things or get her little perspective on things.  I wish I would remember to write every single thing down, because they are priceless!

• We were eating at Watami (a hibachi grill) for Sarah's birthday and they brought the girls "training" chopsticks.  Brynn and Ansley did SO WELL using them but then Ansley accidentally dropped hers on the floor.  Brynn says "where Anzee's tweezer's go?"  HAHA! They did look a LOT like a giant pair of tweezers because of the rubber band holding them together.  =)
• The other night at supper Brynn spilled some peas on her tray.  She says really loud and seriously "FOR HEAVEN'S SAKE!"  Ryan and I about spit our food out we were laughing so hard.  We were like "where in the world did that come from?"  She kept saying it over again.  "Oh for heaven's sake! For heaven's sake!"  It was hilarious. I said "where did you hear that from?"  She says "GRANDMA!" 
• She is WAY into decorating the Christmas trees.  She keeps saying "It's SO boo-iful.  It "parkles, parkles, parkles (sparkles)!"
• She was hanging the ornaments on the Mizzou tree and she kept hanging all of them right down at the bottom next to each other.  I told her we needed to spread them all out but she said "but they friends, mommy.  They need to stay together."  If you could hear her little voice say those words...hilarious!
• We were telling her that we had to be careful so we didn't break any ornaments.  She found a couple of glass balls in the box that were broken.  She would say "oh my, I so sad because they bro-keen!"  "Ev-eebody be very parful (careful) because I will be sad if they get bro-keen!"  "I be very par-ful mommy so they not break!"
• She calls Lucky Charms "the Santa cereal" because she thinks the "wizard" on the front of the box (we have the Aldi's brand) looks like Santa! HA!
• On the way to play at our friend's house, we saw a man walking in camo pants and a camo shirt and a red sock cap.  Brynn says "who that pirate man mommy?"  HA!  I guess people who wear camo and red hats are pirates?